Answer - C programmers think everything has to start with zero. (Robert L. Spooner)
Given the geometric suite: Windows 3 => Windows 95 => Windows 2000 What is the next value ? Answer: Windows CE ! (Constraint_Error) ------ Originally found by T. Lelegard, Canal +.(J-P. Rosen)
How do you tell the Ada programmer at the upcomming new year's eve party? Easy, he's the only one there. All others are on duty, fixing Y2K bugs!(J-P. Rosen)